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警察也崩溃

一名警察要一位超速行驶的男士把车停到路边,之后开始了下面的问话调查:

警察:我能看一下你的驾驶执照吗?
司机:我没有驾照,因为第五次酒后开车,我的驾照被吊销了。
警察:我可以看看你车子的牌照吗?
司机:这不是我的车,是我偷人家的。

警察:车是偷的?
司机:对。但是让我想一想……我想起来了,车主的牌照……噢,放在仪表盘上的小柜子里面了。当我把我的手枪放进小柜子里时,我看见过车牌照。

警察:仪表盘上的小柜子里有一把手枪?
司机:是的,先生。我杀了这部车的女主人,把她放进车后边的行李箱里,然后,把我的枪放进了那个小柜子里。

警察:你是说后备箱里有一具女尸?
司机:是的,先生。

听到这里,警察大惊,立刻向警察局呼叫求援。很快,这部汽车被一群警察包围了。一名警官走向司机,去处理这一紧急情况。

  • 警官:先生,我能看一下你的驾照吗?
  • 司机:当然可以,给。
  • 警官:车是谁的?
  • 司机:我的,警官先生。这是我的牌照。
  • 警官:你能打开仪表盘上的小柜子上我看看里面的手枪吗?
  • 司机:我可以打开小柜子,长官。但是,里面没有什么手枪。(小柜子打开了,里面果然没有手枪)
  • 警官:我被告知你车尾的行李箱里藏着一具尸体。你不介意打开它吧?
  • 司机:没问题。(行李箱打开了,没有发现尸体)
  • 警官:我不明白这是怎么回事。那名让你停车的警察说,你没有驾照,车是偷的,小柜子里有一把手枪,后备箱里装着一具尸体,难道是我们这位警察谎报吗?
  • 司机:那当然!他还谎报我超速行驶了呢……

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  2. virushuo Comments @ 14:08:49 on 2005-01-14

    原来这事情是tiny做的,怪不得知道这么清楚。

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