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Who is the leader of China?

Hu Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in China.
SCENE: The Oval Office(椭圆形办公室). George Bush and Condolezza Rice(国家安全顾问康多里扎赖斯).

George:Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?
Condi:Sir, I have the report about the new leader of China.

George:Great. Let’s hear it.
Condi:Hu is the new leader of China.

George:That’s what I want to know.
Condi:That’s what I’m telling you.
George:That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi:Yes.
George:I mean the fellow’s name.
Condi:Hu.
George:The guy in China.
Condi:Hu.
George:The new leader of China.
Condi:Hu.
George:The Chinese?
Condi:Hu is leading China.

George:Now are you asking me for?
Condi:I’m telling you Hu is leading China.
George:Well,I’m asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi:That’s the man’s name.
George:That’s whose name?
Condi:Yes.

George:Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi:Yes sir.
George:Yassir? You mean Arafat(阿拉法特) is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi:That’s correct.
George:Then who is in China?
Condi:Yes, sir.
George:Yassir is in China?
Condi:No, sir.
George:Then who is?
Condi:Yes, sir.
George:Yassir?
Condi:No, sir.

George:Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. I bet he knows.
Condi:Kofi(科非·安南)?
George:No, thanks.
Condi:You want Kofi?
George:No.
Condi:You don'’t want Kofi.
George:No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi:Yes, sir.
George:Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi:Kofi?
George:No, milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi:Call who?
George:Who is the guy at the U.N.?
Condi:Hu is the guy in China.
George:Will you stay out of China?!
Condi:Yes, sir.
George:And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N!
Condi:Kofi?

George:All right! Light with sugar. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)Condi:Rice here.
George:Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too.

11 Comments

  1. Jackie Comments @ 14:38:38 on 2004-12-23

    what the mess

  2. yinzhangqi Comments @ 19:28:17 on 2004-12-23

    “打死我也不说”,冯小刚某电影的经典台词.这个对话跟那个很相象.

  3. iamgs Comments @ 21:56:13 on 2004-12-23

    hu。。who。。。胡。。。who。。。。

  4. petty Comments @ 18:09:04 on 2004-12-24

    hu(胡锦涛) ? who? Do u know Hu is who?
    Arafat(阿拉法特)=Yassir ? =Yes sir? ; No sir? waht’s your meaning?
    Kofi(科非·安南)? = coffee?
    What do u want at last? Kofi(科非·安南)or coffee ?or just a glass of milk?

    Dark, what do u want to say?
    Just a joke?
    I have just one pate, but it be mixed up by your joke just now .

  5. dark Comments @ 18:14:57 on 2004-12-24

    yup girl, relax, just a fun stuff.

  6. 亿城雪 Comments @ 14:55:47 on 2005-01-05

    只看过中文版,第一次看e文版,很好笑,俺转了。

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    Hu Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in China.
    SCENE: The Oval Office(椭圆形办公室). George Bush and Condolezza Rice(国家安全顾问康多里扎赖斯).
    George:Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?
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